Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge

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It may be filled with Straight Sex, but just about every gay guy will want to see this monumental feature by Digital Playground. The studio along with director Joone and Co-Produced by Samantha Lewis have pulled out all the stops to rake in tons of Award Nominations as they follow up their hit original film!
Introduction:
The film gets started with a spectacular looking ship coming on the screen in the middle of what looks like a ferocious storm. An Archbishop played by Gary James, the captain of the ship, and a Beautiful Young Man named Johnny Sinatra playing the “Vicar” rush over to the rails as soon as the camera focuses in on the deck. They quickly look out to see what kind of boat that is shadowing them. As soon as they realize that a Pirate Ship is approaching to overtake them, the captain urges his important passengers to go below decks for his protection.
The “Archbishop” Gary James reaches inside of his robes and pulls out a Glowing Orb with some kind of power inside of it as soon as they get to his cabin. The two then hear some scuffling and gun shots on deck indicating that they are being boarded. The young man urges the priest to get into a chest and he reaches for a sword to protect his important charge.
He raises the weapon above his head, but his Pretty Character was obviously with the holy man for other reasons beside protection. He is quickly dispatched (Unfortunate Since he Acts Up a Storm During his Few Minutes on Screen) before the incoming pirate “Xafir” played by Anton Micheal comes into the room to kill him with his scimitar.
Even though Gary James cowers in his chest Anton Micheal quickly finds him and takes him on deck. The captain is being held at knife point, and he has obviously been beaten up, but he still doesn’t want to reveal where the orb is located. The pirate summons over a beautiful and mysterious character “Empress Xifeng” played by Katsuni to help out. She mesmerizes him with the help of a magical looking sea creature so that the two can find out that he swallowed the treasure. The lady doesn’t hesitate then she quickly guts the poor man so she can hold up the coveted prize high as the light from within it illuminates her stunning features!
The film then turns to the real meat of the film, handsome Evan Stone. He is playing pirate hunter “Captain Edward Reynolds” who is busy dictating his captain’s log to a distinguished looking gentlemen “Oxford” who doesn’t always agree on all of the details of their exploits.
Stone looks great, even with his clothes on, and he provides some valuable information to viewers as he talks about his crew. He mentions his main girl “Jules Steele” played by lovely Jesse Jane who is practicing her sword fighting skills on deck while all of the men stare at her big boobs. He is then quick to talk about his man “Wu” played by Wu Chow and his sister “Ai Chow” played by adorable Shay Jordan. He seems surprised by how “Calm and Satisfied” the sailors are who brought her to them on their ship, but viewers will know how she has been busy putting smiles on their faces.
She has made the trip to deliver their father’s book about gun powder, but more importantly she is immediately a hit with all of his men! Some kissing between her, James Deen, and Mick Blue quickly leads to her losing all of her clothes. She lovingly sucks Blue’s Huge Dick before kissing him passionately. She then turns around so he can plunge his massive schlong deep inside of her while she savors Deen’s cock.
The men then trade places so Deen can plunge his own Big Cock deep inside of the Asian Beauty’s body. This is a procedure that they decide to repeat several times as they move from a standing position to the floor. For her part Shay Jordan squeals like crazy when she isn’t busy shoving one of the men’s large pieces back down her throat. As the two swarthy pirates are getting ready to shoot in her Open Mouth, the captain almost catches them, but he just thinks they are giving them some massages to relieve their tension!
Stone’s character has to admit that “Ai Chow” causes some problems on the ship since her “Buddhist Blessings” don’t seem to sit well with her brother. He is quickly distracted from finding out what is really going on when lovely BellaDonna “Olivia” comes on board to deliver a message about her cousin “Serena” being in trouble with “Governor Littleton” of Jamaica.
She stays on board to protect everyone. Stone’s character doesn’t think her presence is necessary, but he is usually too busy looking at his handsome face in the mirror to worry about the safety of the crew. He promises that he will save “Serena” and defeat a bunch of pirates, but when the new woman on board draws her sword and startles him, he is quick to realize her value on board. He continues to have problems admitting it though, so he continues to deliver comic lines about saving the day himself!
The film then turns to show a pirate called “Devil Dick Willy” played by Ben English bursting in on the governor’s beautiful daughters. He says he is looking for their father’s gold, but the two very similar looking blond girls say that he has it all with him in England. This upsets him and he threatens their lives, but they come up with the ingenious plan to offer their own womanly treasures to him instead.
The three are just about to have a great time together when a servant bursts in to announce “Captain Edward Reynolds” Evan Stone’s arrival. It turns out the pirate is actually the governor playing a game with a couple of his attractive servant girls played by Riley Steele and Abbey Brooks. So, he keeps the captain waiting while he enjoys his lovely ladies and lets them suck his real Devil Dick. He then takes turns pounding them both and the two women seem to have a great time because his cock is actually devilishly large!
He dives into them both ferociously hard as they beg him for ever more and more. He then shoots all over their Stunning Faces before he finally goes down to meet his guests. When he gets there Evan Stone is fuming about being kept so long. It doesn’t really matter since the governor is much for interested in his first mate “Commander Jules Steele” to really pay attention to the big man.
He eventually shows some interest in him, but mostly he seems to envy all the women he must be able to get with his big build. He then sits down to dine and talk to them so the two can finally plead “Serena’s” case. When he finds out she helped them to defeat the dread pirate “Stagnetti” he comes up with a plan to send them after “Empress Xifeng” to curry the king’s favor.
He then tries to get them to stay the night, but the good captain is too shocked when he puts his hands on Jesse Jane’s knee and his own, so he storms out.
Following some quick excuses to the Governor Stone’s character heads back to the ship with Jesse Jane to make plans for their new mission. While he is concentrating on finding the best hat he schemes to leave some of his best people behind while he heads off in search for the empress.
BellaDonna’s “Olivia” character doesn’t like the idea of being left behind, so he she follows Jane back to her cabin to confront her. For a few moments it looks like the two are going to fight, but then things suddenly heat up between them, and a stranglehold from Jane turns into Hot Passion when BellaDonna pulls her forward for a kiss!
The two then jump onto the bed where they begin pulling off each other’s clothes as they continue to lick and spank as much as they can. Most of our readers won’t be used to watching this kind of action, but the energetic slurping and Hard Fingering action between them is impressive to watch. The intensity also helps her to get her point across and BellaDonna’s character doesn’t seem interested in inspiring a mutiny any longer!
Stone’s character then heads for a bar to meet up with Jesse Jane’s character to discuss passage for their next adventure. He’s decided to leave “Oxford” behind to get his ship repaired, but he doesn’t seem to like overpaying to sit in the hold of another man’s ship. He comes close to kissing Jane while they are there, but he misses his opportunity.
Later, he heads into port to find information and winds up bidding on a slave girl. Her character “Anne” is played by lovely Jenna Haze, so it isn’t too surprising when he decides to outbid a scabby pirate to get the pretty girl. He also meets “Takvor” the Armenian pirate played by Zaaf B. who will be helpful as the film progresses.
While Jesse Jane is busy finding “XiFieng” and getting captured by her men, Evan Stone’s “Captain Reynolds” is finding out information from his new buddy by going under an amusing fake name. The two head to the pirate’s golden tent where Stone finds out that his quarry is in town.
Even though he looks like he is eager to pursue his mission, his new friend is able to distract him for a while by asking some of his men and women to perform a floor show.
This scene features Stoya, Gabriella Fox and Shyla Stylez who do a great job as belly dancers. The whole group looks great, and all of the men have Big Dicks and the women have big breast to keep all kinds of different viewers glued to the screen as they perform. The pirate’s men go after the pretty women and two of the women even have fun with each other before the group finishes up with a couple of Open Mouthed Facials.
While Jesse Jane’s character is being mesmerized by the empress “Oxford” is busy helping “Wu Chow” look for his sister. Shay Jordan’s “Ai Chow” character is busy getting into some more sexy trouble with “Captain Marco” Steven St. Croix in one of the local bars.
The pretty girl has a captivating smile that melts the heart of St. Croix’s character quickly. Her big tits don’t hurt either, so the pirate goes for her in a big way as soon as everyone else leaves them alone. The two exchange some juicy Oral Pleasures and then “Captain Marco” dives into Jordan’s body with every one of his thick inches until she is screaming with ecstasy!
While Shay Jordan’s character is trying to get her latest conquest to marry her, the camera turns back to Evan Stone and Zaaf B. lounging with some of his beautiful women. They both look happy, but when the pirate suggests that Stone get to know his new purchase Jenna Haze better, Stone gets to look even happier and lucky viewers finally get to see the big man in action.
For her part, Haze looks terrific and her character certainly knows how to please her master. She quickly gets his clothes off and lucky viewers get to see her working on his spectacularly Huge Cock. Many people will be surprised to see how much of his mammoth piece she can take in her slender body, but when she offers him her butt as well, they should really sit up and take notice!
Following “Captain Reynold’s” tryst with Haze he suddenly leaps up when he hears someone approaching. He covers his big dick with a pillow just as Jesse Jane parts the entrance to the tent with her ample bosom.
Stone’s character doesn’t realize that his first mate “Jules Steele” is now under “XiFeng’s” control, so he just tries to get dressed to go with her. He is surprised when Jane jumps on top of him and he is rightfully confused when she can’t decide whether she wants him inside of her or wants to strangle him. Things become much clearer when Katsuni comes in with her men to tell the captain that she is working for his enemy.
The dread pirate “Victor Stagnetti” played by Tommy Gunn may still be alive!
Stone’s character is then taken to a huge stone structure with all kinds of pirates ready to watch him fight. At first he thinks he is supposed to fight a pathetic looking pirate played by Jamie Dawson. He tries to get the man to go through the motions, but when a Giant Serpent shows up to eat him, the captain tries to run away in fear!
Fortunately beautiful “Olivia” played by BellaDonna has been following along, so she pounces on the massive serpent to help him. The capable woman quickly saves his bacon even though he still wants to act like he was about to save the day. She then takes him outside to meet a Mysterious Stranger, but Stone’s character is too self-involved to ask very many questions until the two women are already walking away.
Once Stone’s character is back on board he is rewarded by Rhylee Richards’ “Rachel” character and Brianna Love’s “Justine” when they come to his cabin to hear stories of his exploits. He embellishes and spins yarns for them until they are on the bed together.
The rapt expressions on the two blond girl’s faces will let everyone at home know what is about to happen next, but it is still great fun to sit back and watch as they devour the big captain.
Leaning back over the end of the bed Stone’s Massive Cock looks even larger than ever. The two women look thrilled as they take turns sucking all of his inches. He then gets the pleasure of plowing both of them as they squeal like crazy. He then spews all over their pretty faces as he calls himself the greatest pirate hunter who ever lived, even though his character is clearly more comedic than daring.
The camera then follows the empress and her men as they head off to find Stagnetti. They get to the right spot in the sea and she uses the orb or “Blue Pearl” that she stole at the beginning of the film to open up a vortex in the ocean. She then sends one of her strongest men down a rope to bring up a mummified body.
It turns out that “Stagnetti” isn’t exactly alive, but with her help he is revived. He also takes a lot of energy from one of his men who becomes a skeleton with the help of some really good computer generated imaging.
When the empress tries to reestablish her relationship with “Stagnetti” he makes it clear that he isn’t really that interested in her. At least he doesn’t seem interested until she starts seducing Jesse Jane’s character and she invites him to join in for a Hot Threesome with them!
As for “Jules Steele” she gets to lick Katsuni’s fine body while Tommy Gunn’s “Stagnetti” character is fingering her eagerly. The Asian beauty then helps Jane to suck Gunn’s Wide Cock before helping her to mount him and ride her for all that she is worth. The energy between them is great and it helps Katusni’s character to get what she’s been looking for, her husbands dick deep inside of her lovely body.
When “Captain Reynolds” catches up with “Victor Stagnetti’s” ship all hell breaks loose. Or rather, Tommy Gunn’s character summons all kinds of minions of hell to fight his battle for him. First he brings up a ship of skeletal warriors, then he summons a big Sea Squid to attack Stone’s character.
Fortunately “Captain Marco” played by Steven St. Croix shows up to save the day. He has to promise to marry “Ai Chow” Shay Jordan before her brother “Wu” played by Wu Chow will help him. Once he does, with lots of hammy acting fun, the fine gunman saves the day and blasts the squid out of existence.
This is followed by a big battle between “Olivia” BellaDonna and “XiFeng” Katsuni before she moves on to try to get rid of the pirate emperor. She fails, but Stone actually shows up to save the day! No one sees him dispatch Tommy Gunn’s bad guy character “Victor Stagnetti”, so in the end no one believes that he was finally heroic after all!
Following the battle “Jules Steele” Jesse Jane heads into “Captain Marco’s” Steven St. Croix cabin to confront him about some problems from their past. Evidently he tried to kill her over some jealousies in the first movie. He thought she slept with Stone’s character after being with him, so he tried to burn their ship.
She confronts him with her knife, but he is able to explain that someone else tried to burn her alive. He is also able to say that he has worked through some of his problems. He then baits her by saying she wasn’t that great a lover, even calling her a “Sexual Bore” as he works on getting her back into his bed.
For a moment it looks like they are both in trouble when Shay Jordan “Ai Chow” shows up. When she finds out that Steven St. Croix’s character loves her, she is willing to let him have his fun with other women. Hearing this, Jesse Jane’s character suggests a threesome, so lucky viewers get to enjoy seeing the two women fighting over his cock when they aren’t busy going after each other!
The film finishes up with BellaDonna’s “Olivia” and Sasha Grey’s “Maria” characters visiting Stone to try to convince him to help them save “Maria’s” sister. He is anxious to get back to Kingston to get the pardon for his old friend “Serena” (an off camera character) from the governor, but they are able to convince them with their hot mouths and eager bodies to go their way.
Good “Captain Reynolds” tries to resist for a second or two before giving into their wishes. Lucky viewers then get to watch as the three tumble around on the bed. The two women practically knock themselves out to get their hands and mouth on his Huge Dick. He certainly has a lot to offer and he makes sure that both women have an excellent time as this spectacular Digital Playground film comes to a close!
DVD Features: Complete Chapter Selections, Extended Sex Scenes, a Bonus Sex Scene, Behind the Scenes Footage, a Slide Show, Set Design, Wardrobe, Pirate Extras, Make Up, and Sword Training Features, plus Interview Segments, Confessionals, and a fun set of Casting Calls.
Muscle Lover: As soon as I heard about this Epic Movie coming out, I knew that I would want to review it as soon as I could get a chance. Even though it is a “Straight Film” it is full of so much fun and action that I think everyone will want to get a chance to see it on DVD. Plus, some of the men in this film are Really Impressive, so it isn’t hard to recommend the movie or their hefty equipment to all of our readers!
Twink Fan: It took me days and days of going through this production just to try to learn all of the character names. There were plenty of fun moments and Steamy Ones to talk about and I am sure that a lot of different types of men will enjoy seeing this movie. The women in this film were certainly impressive as well, and even I couldn’t take my eyes off of cute Shay Jordan whenever she came on screen!
Available From: Digital Playground